im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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