if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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