I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Nicole vs. Life
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
