We're facebook friends in real life
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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