singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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