To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
