so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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