grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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