she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
