69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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