I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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