Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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