he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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