Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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