You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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