why didn't you poke me back
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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