Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
