i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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