Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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