just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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