i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
