She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I can't turn off my feet"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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