The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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