Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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