He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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