this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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