I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
