When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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