That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
