this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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