Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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