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(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you are are

(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu

(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!

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(219): View more from Indiana

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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(516): View more from New York

i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it

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(518): View more from New York

We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?

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(206): View more from Washington

That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.

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