Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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