fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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