Sponge bath it is.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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