last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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