So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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