I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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