yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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