Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize