guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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