your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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