Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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