STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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