so that wasnt chicken after all
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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