You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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