Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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