Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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