when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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