no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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