So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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