I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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