how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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