I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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